Oh Mr. Smith, no.

thesanetruth:

For Amanda and her fellow Wholockians :P

…Mr. Smith, considering the last time we ended this episode on a somewhat tense note, I’m not sure how you turning into Sam Axe serves any purpose or any kind of conclusion. I guess this is why you’re an actor and not a writer.

Although seriously, get out of that shirt.

(via apolly0n)

……..MR. SMITH.

PLEASE PUT DOWN THE HANDGUN. I UNDERSTAND I HAVE BEEN VERY CRITICAL AS OF LATE, BUT PLEASE BELIEVE ME, MR. SMITH, WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU AND I ONLY WANT YOU TO DO WELL IN THE WORLD.

PLEASE, MR. SMITH. PLEASE.

~WILL MR. SMITH END THE LIFE OF HIS ASSISTANT? WILL HE ACCEPT HIS ASSISTANT’S CRITIQUES OF HIS CLOTHING? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON: OH MR. SMITH, NO!~

(Source: blackout-resonance)

… Mr. Smith, either Ms. Gillan is poorly dressed for a funeral or you are just wearing all black for the hell of it. Are you mourning the loss of Sherlock, the greatest detective of all time? Clearly, sir, you missed the end of The Reichenbach Fall. You can come out of the full mourning, sir. Clearly Ms. Gillan has.

(Source: miss-karen-gillan)

Mr. Smith, every time you wear sunglasses and smile at me in that tight way I can’t help but try to interpret what it is you’re trying to tell me. You need my help to get you out of this situation? Are you trapped, being held at gunpoint? This would be a lot easier if you could wink out Morse code to me, never mind that I don’t know Morse code. It’s not even an option because you’re wearing your sunglasses. YOU MAKE LIFE SO DIFFICULT, SIR.

(via mad-matt-in-a-box)

Mr. Smith, your shirt is back! And it looks clean, although I’m not sure what washing it did to the neckline. It looks a little awkward. Also apparently it means you had to invest in some pinky rings to make you feel better. You don’t need pinky rings to feel pretty, Mr. Smith! You are pretty just the way you are.

(Source: blackout-resonance, via fuckyeahmattsmith)

confidentialitsasecretshh:

I Don’t know who that other guy is, but I like this picture!

…Mr. Smith. There is such a thing as a personal bubble, you know. Just a thought.

Also if you feel the need to roll up the sleeves on your sweater, it might be time to look into a new sweater that fits. Just an idea.

…Mr. Smith, I think it is appropriate to replace your blue striped shirt with a blue striped scarf. That’s a good way to build some distance between you and your shirt without completely detaching yourself from it.

But I’m not sure it’s as effective as the sweater as keeping you warm. At least get a larger, more effective scarf for chilly days. Thank you.

(Source: child0fthetardis)

…Mr. Smith, I hope you and Mr. Darvill are conspiring a way to burn your sweaters in some kind of offering to the gods of travel or something. You could also just donate them, sir. Just an idea.

(Source: deathmarriedme)

…Mr. Smith, are you sure that bow tie goes with the rest of your ensemble?

Are you sure?

You seem to be trying to pull of some kind of ‘Boardwalk Empire’ look, the show we both enjoy so much on quiet evenings. But the bow tie… just isn’t cutting the look for me. It makes you look like a cheap shoe salesman, not a bootlegging gangster.

Mr. Smith, there’s no time to stop and smell the flowers! You and your immense tweed obsession have to jump through that gate of darkness between you and Ms. Gillan! Her dress is apparently borderline see-through and she needs your tweed jacket to cover her delicate, pale bosoms from the sun! At least one of your cares about your skin.

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